Expired Milk Elemental

Large, elemental, chaotic evil

  • Armor Class: 13
  • Hit Points: 78
  • Speed: 20 ft.
  • STR: 17
  • DEX: 8
  • CON: 18
  • INT: 5
  • WIS: 10
  • CHA: 6
  • Senses: blindsight 60 ft., passive Perception 12
  • Languages: -
  • Challenge Rating: 4
  • Game System: dnd5e

It was forgotten at the back of the fridge. Now it remembers everything. The Expired Milk Elemental was once a perfectly ordinary gallon that someone bought with sincere intentions. Then life happened. Busy week. Forgot. By the time the elemental achieved consciousness, it was already three weeks past its date and absolutely furious about it. It has since developed opinions about meal planning, personal responsibility, and the concept of a grocery list.

A community monster stat block shared on TableTop DLC.

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