The Fry Cook Golem

Large, construct, true neutral

  • Armor Class: 15
  • Hit Points: 114
  • Speed: 25 ft.
  • STR: 20
  • DEX: 8
  • CON: 18
  • INT: 6
  • WIS: 8
  • CHA: 4
  • Senses: darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 9
  • Languages: Common (understands only orders; cannot take special requests)
  • Challenge Rating: 7
  • Game System: dnd5e

Nobody remembers who built the Fry Cook Golem or why. It arrived one morning, stood at the grill, and has not stopped cooking since. It serves the Sweet Realm, the Savory Realm, and the vague Realm of It Is 2 AM And You Want Mozzarella Sticks. It does not sleep. It does not ask questions. It has opinions about your order but will never share them. Its eyes are two small onion rings.

A community monster stat block shared on TableTop DLC.

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